Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Krosmaster Arena: A Review

 

Welcome back! This article has taken me longer than I wanted to write, but I am glad it did because there is another Krosmaster Kickstarter up! And now: Krosmaster Arena!

And it. Is. Adorable. So what does that mean? That’s right, never trust anything that cute because it is probably trying to kill you.

Ya that's blood on her hands...

Everything about this game is adorable, from the cardboard scenery to the figures. Thankfully, the quality of product is first class as well, from the art and heftiness to the pre pained paint jobs. The terrain is fantastic, yet simple and inexpensive. You get some good quality for your money. For those wondering how big the miniatures are they are about Inquisitor sized (look at me dating myself).

Jems Blond is gonna light you up.

The company also, mercifully, made this game buy what you want. Across the pond in France (where it was originally released) these things are blind box. That Hellish experience will elude us over here in the states though, we can peek on into to clear polymer windowed packaging and know exactly what we are getting. The stats to all figures are also available for public view on the Krossmaster website, so you can pre plan what to buy if your are not a completionist. If you are, I am sorry (just be glad they are not blind Box). 

 
I was skeptical about this game at first. Then I played it and was lost forever. (That seems to happen a lot with me hu?) The game play won me over and made me super sad about missing the Kickstarter. Thankfully, because of a good friend, I obtained most of the promos!

The game itself is pretty deceptive. The rules are easy and the adorableness of everything masks the darker side of the figures. And here is the really crazy thing; you can play it online. Yes welcome to online gaming, the scariest place on the internet. I don’t do that though so the only information I will give you on that is that each figure comes with a code to unlock that character in the online game. There that’s all, moving away from the internet now…


Ok but how do I play this sickeningly cute game?

Pretty easy. You can choose among multiple methods for team building. The first is the ever present constructed. Make a team from what you have, or what you can borrow. The second is that you can draft any way you want from a pool of available figures. And the final method is random! (No one plays like that, that’s crazy talk!)


Constructing a team is easy. In the upper right corner of the figure is its point cost in Gallons of Glory. Generally you can assemble a team who’s total Gallons of Glory equal 12, though any predetermined amount is acceptable (I suspect that it may unbalance other game elements though). 

The best 4 Gallons of Glory you will spend.


Playing is a simple matter. Each player alternates turns. The turn is broken down into the following steps. 

1: First you roll for tension. Rolling for tension lets you assign the resurlts of the two dice you roll to your characters for special abilities. The other option is that you can trade them in for Kama Coins (Which are money within the game). Watch out though, if you roll doubles the demons that are forcing you to fight for their pleasure (no really, that’s what is going on…) will take away one Gallon of Glory from each person.

2: You activate your characters in initiative order. The initiative is found on the upper left of the character card in front of a lighting bolt. Characters always activate in the same order. If there is a tie, you get to pick who goes first but that order cannot be altered for the rest of the game.

So activation, lets get into that. A character has three stats in the top of the card. From left to right they are: Movement (green diamond), Health (red heart), and finally action points (blue star). 



Movement is obviously how many squares you can move. Hold on there though, this ain’t Heroclix. You can’t move diagonally. You also can’t count range from a diagonal. You also cannot move through trees and bushes. And that exciting paragraph is how you
move.

Spending action points is a little more complicated. You can spend them to pick up coins, one AP per coin, to punch people (everyone has a generic 5 AP close combat ability that does 1 damage), to purchase something from the shop, or to use an ability.

The abilities are the rows below the stat bar. The little box on the left indicates range. It also denotes if you can increase range need line of sight or other special things. I am not getting into that because we have a lot more to do! Suffice to say there is a nice symbol set that eliminates the need for a lot of text. The large circle on the right indicates how much damage that spell will do ( if it does anything at all). Next to that is a blue star indicating the amount of action points you must spend to use that spell. The text within the bar describes any extra effects the spell has in addition to damage. The text is pretty self explanatory


Combat:

Its pretty easy. If you have line of site and range to a target you can attack them. To do so you roll one die (two if you have the critical ability). For each burst or wild face you roll you do 1 damage. You add that damage to the base damage or the attack/spell you used. That is how much damage you inflict. The defender then rolls one die (two if they have armor) and for every wild or shield they roll they subtract that much from the attackers damage and take the rest of the attackers total in wounds.  If you reach 0 health your character is dead. 

From right to left: Boot (dodge), Lock, Burst, Wild.


When a figure dies the controller takes an amount of Gallons of Glory from their stock (you start with 6) equal to the character's Gallons cost and gives it to their opponent. If you reach 0 Gallons of Glory or have no figures on the board you lose. Game over man, game over!

A few other things 

One of these two things is more deadly than the other...

So if that were just the game it would be a little boring. The really cool thing about this game is that you can buy power ups in game. If a character is standing on a shop square on their turn you can spend 1 AP to purchase a power up you can afford.

The shop square. It's an evil enchanter, it does evil dances, it puts you in trances!


At each tier there are two face up power ups and two face downs. You can purchase any of the 4 for their cost at any of the three tiers. The power ups can be permanent equipment, one shots, or turn long buffs. These are often the key to winning the game (Jems Blond + Pyro Boost = Watch the world burn.)

Back to posting ponies, deal with it.

There is a lock / zone of control rule in this game as well. It works pretty much the same way as attacking does (with locks and boots instead of bursts and shields) but if you fail to break away you lose all MP and AP. Pretty harsh but you can usually break away.

You can also use scenery to your advantage or simply destroy it. This adds some interesting game play. Boxes can even boost your range!

Downsides: 

Yup, your jealous.
 
The downside to this game is that there are a few cheesy pieces (Nox I am looking at you.) For the most part though, there are some good counter balances to it. It’s also difficult to transport when you start getting lots of figs. There are some options but they are generally expensive. I build my own storage for the box but with the new Frigost coming out I will have to come up with a new solution.

 
This is Nox. He is a jerk. If you see him, just start crying.

The promos can be frustrating too. For people who did not get in on the Kickstarter there really isn’t a good, cheap way to get them. Thankfully there is a Kickstarter for the Frigost expansion going on right now! It will last until December 15th so go get it if your interested. Some of the tiers are GREAT for new players.

All in all this game rocks. It’s simple and has many permutations of play. There are good ways to house rule broken things and generally al pieces are viable options for play. I recommend getting into this game for anyone in that wonderful limbo land that I live in where table top skirmish games meet board games. Currently Krosmaster stands as  one the games that finds its way out of my closet the most.
 

Eye Candy:

Here we go! I painted stuff? No way! 

You can't take the sky from me (sedition wars minis). 
 Ripley and Riddic. Yes Please. 


So until next time all you readers out their in internet land  keep filling those Gallons of Glory (while we wait for the drunken pandas from Wakfu!) Antizombie signing off. 



Also here is this: 


Monday, September 23, 2013

SDE Von Drakk and The Nyan



What a horrible night for a curse.



 
Hey everyone (who is still reading this) I am back and boy am I excited. So many games and things have happened recently! I even got an anonymous benefactor (even if the benefit is small). Anyway today’s installment is brought to you by the ever present Super Dungeon Explore!, specifically the Von Drakk expansion. 

“Well that’s not new.” You say? Well also up on the docket is the new Nyan Nyan hero fresh from the shipping box it came from!

“Well what about The Caverns Of Roxxor expansion?” you ask. Well, as much as I loved that expansion (Link, Mario and Peach? Yes please!) I felt that it was more of the same – although the fire beetle was a game change (seriously though, that guy is a huge jerk).

 That is clearly the legendary hero with the Minish Cap.

What Von Drakk brings to the table is more viable options for the Consul and the Heroes. If I had to pick only one expansion currently available I would choose Von Drakk. And here is why:

Werewolves and Vampires

He ate team Edward... and that other team.

I mean yes please. Here we have two more shape changing pieces. Before we had only Angry bear, now we have a couple more – including one for the consul’s use. I find these figures to be the more challenging to play. People automatically want to wolf out or go all angry bear on someone, but it is not always the best option. Pieces like Van Wildeing and Deep Root druid give players a lot of viable options (for more on viable options read some of David Sirlin’s Blog) making the game more interesting.

More Viable Options for the consul

Apparently YOLO doesn't apply to these guys.

So, before I get into a couple choice pieces I need to direct you to the dungeon effect of Von Drakk. When a hero destroys a spawn point you rotate the tile. Wow. It may not seem like much but let me remind you that when you are the heroes in SDE, you are working against the clock. A good placement by the Consul player is going to seriously slow down those heroes, possibly allowing the boss to spawn while spawn points are still in play.

Well rounded and devastating denizens

Frodo didn't survive his trip to Crystalia...

These guys are sick! They really force the heroes to play smart while allowing a shrewd Consul player an opportunity to totally wreck a party. The witches can use potions to turn you into a frog? OMFG. Let me repeat that. A denizen gets an offensive potion that can cripple a hero.
            The spider is no slouch either. Being able to spray slow against a heroic party can be awful. I have been on the receiving end of this and it is not pretty. It’s all about that clock thing again. Any wounds this guy does are just bonuses. The spider’s large base and slow spray attack is almost guaranteed to lock down those heroes.
            The skull bats aren’t too bad either if you use them properly. Making a hero vulnerable to a magic attack can be the extra little boost the consul needs!

Themed Hero play 

Remember, never trust anything that cute. The one on the right
will strait up wolf out on you.

No more random parties, now you can play legitimately themed parties of heroes. You can even give them a respectable back story. Now this isn’t a mechanical thing, but any one who knows me or reads this blog knows I love the ambiance of a game more than the actual game play ( unless your rules system happens to be anime tactics'…).
           

And finally the sculpts


 We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit!
 
Wow. Best sculpts yet. These things are fantastic. It might just be a personal thing but I think these are the best sculpts yet from the SDE line at Soda Pop Miniatures. I have really enjoyed painted them (though I still have a few left). I could recommend this expansion simply for the sculpts. Sure they are just skeletons for the most part, but they are seriously the best skeletons ever.

That's what I am going to look like when the new
Zelda game comes out in November.

When you get this set out of the box and add it to your game you are going to be wowed. I certainly was. Not going to lie, Roxxor was a disappointment, to the point where I almost didn’t pick this one up. Boy am I glad I did. If you’re a fan of the SDE I really recommend this set. Now if we can just get some cool new tiles! Hear that Soda Pop? I am inundated with models to paint (Serenity crew from Seditions Wars, Bushido Stuff, the SDE Stuff I haven’t finished, ect.), I need more boards to wander aimlessly through. Please give us some more boards, maybe a castle theme and a wooded theme?


B B B B BONUS CONTENT! SOLO ROUND!

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Nyan Nyan. Nyan Nyan. Nyan Nyan!


Recently at Gen Con this little gem was released to the general populous (you can still pick it up at cool mini or not and at Soda Pop. Don't know how much longer though). I personally love it. I mean who ever heard of an anime themed anything without an obligatory cat girl (It’s a cat girl! Throw stuff at it!). Not only is it a fantastic sculpt but the rules are sick. She is going to be a nice replacement for your Riftling Rouge. Pounce and 9 lives are things that will just make the consul cry. 

Just in case you haven't seen the Original.

Thankfully, despite the awesome power contained within the Von Drakk Expansion and the Nyan Nyan, the original set and Roxxor expansion are still viable options for any player. Keeping previous sets viable is something that many games fail to do well (I’m looking at  you Wizkids!). I am thankful that this is the case with SDE. Otherwise, I couldn’t play with all my well painted toys. I look forward to seeing the what the next expansion holds (though it looks like it holds Plants, Centaurs and Killer bunnies). 



What does the future hold?

The future holds, I hope, at least three more reviews: Krosmaster Arena (OMG I cant. Stop. Playing.), Bushido, and Arena Rex. However, Come January I will be taking a hiatus from this blog because I GOT INTO GRAD SCHOOL! I shall be a master of SCIENCE! 

I also know how magnets work.

The bad news is 9 classes of hard science a semester, so no time to write for you. Though, given my track record of updating this blog, you may not even notice…


Finally some eye candy. I have been busy despite not updating so check it out!

This blog just got 20% cooler. 
I can die happy now that I have my very own Rabbite.
Yup that's a Tengu! N-N-N-NINJA!

And finally, it's hammer time.

 Until next time all you readers out there in internet land, keep slinging those paints and exploring new games! Antizombie signing off!

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Sunday, July 7, 2013

OUYA - A Review of The Tiny Cube of The People


I forgot how much fun it is to spout my opinion on the internet. So here is another review, one that will probably prove itself to be valuable to a number of people. Last week I received my OUYA in the mail. This installation of Livin In a Gamer Paradise will, oh my gosh, be about video games.


I know not board game or miniature game related. I am however, someone who has longed for an 8 bit revolution, and depending on who you talk to you, I think I may just get my wish with this little cube of joy.

Not my OUYA, but yes, that is how small it is.

So at first my OUYA and I fought with each other. Turns out I just wasn’t feeding it properly. You see my neighbors let me borrow internet from them and the place where my OUYA lives is not all that internet wave receptiony. I will get back to this issue later.

However, if I found myself having reliable internet, I do not believe that I would have fought with my headstrong, something to prove, little friend.

Ya, that was kind of what my experience was like...

It runs very smoothly. Now with this review you are not gonna get the nitty gritty hardcore gamer review. If you are a crazy hardcore modern gamer let me tell you right now, this system is not for you.

Don’t think we will be receiving any Batman Arkham games or cutting edge, nauseatingly good graphiced RPGs. No, OUYA relies on the same thing Nintendo does. Innovative thinking and explorative community based gaming.



Whats in the Box? Don't worry, its still not that.

An OUYA
A Controller
An HDMI cable
A power chord
And a very nice plastic sign that says “Thank you for Beleiving”.

Well thank you OUYA, for believing that socially minded gaming wont bankrupt a company. There will be hacking and modding, so it should just be embraced. Thank you for thinking like a socially minded company.

The Cube: 

I don't even have to caption lol cats! But really, I feel sorry
for color blind cat.  

It’s a cube. Its got a power input, an HDMI input and a USB input. The thing is just weighted enough so it doesn’t fly away from the weight of the HDMI cable pulling it. Personally I like it. It is the most portable gaming device that is not a portable gaming device I own. And you all know I like portable. I hoof it more than Sleipnir, Odin’s six legged horse. So that’s cool. No having to find a “gaming” backpack if you want to go say hi to your friend and play a few games.

I dare you to make yours look like a Pokemon.

Not only is it cute, but you can also customize the case. The schematic for 3D printing is publicly available and has also been given to a printing company. This means for a little cash and the use of a screwdriver you can make your very own unique “limited edition” console. I will probably just, true to myself, take a sharpy to it and get freaky with a design, you know, unless I really figure out how to use my computer…

The Controller

Magnets, how do they work? (ugh)

This thing is pretty sweet. Its got magnets holding on the side plates of the hand grips. Pull them a little (hardishly) and they pop off revealing the battery cases. One in each grip for a “balanced” controller.

Balanced like the Master Sword.

But wait there is more. You can hook up your Xbox 360 controllers or Playstation 3 controllers to the console. Props to you OUYA, for maintaining that socially minded design concept at the cost of your own profit. Granted some games do not integrate those controllers but many do (Like Towerfall, more on that later). I have not had a problem yet, though I have also not played a TON of games.

It's funny, buying the OUYA allowed me to say for the first time:
"I'm glad I have an Xbox..."

How do you connect Xbox 360 controllers?

You buy a dongle. Ya, I know it sounds dirty but that’s what people seem to call it. You can use a knock off or an xbox affiliated one, just so long as it is for the PC.

 You can always scratch off the microsoft logo...
Plug it in after you boot. Then hold down the big circly X button and let it flash. You also usually have to push the button on the dongle and the corresponding button on the Xbox controller. If you pic up a dongle (I hope I never have to type that word again) make sure you keep the receipt and can return it, just in case. Remember, I am no expert, I was able to make mine work, not yours. Everything I know about the OUYA I learned on Youtube.            

Games

So here are some brief reviews of the games I have currently played and downloaded.

Towerfall

Play this while listening to Rush. You won't be disappointed. 

OMFG. This might be one of the top 10 video games I have ever played. Love this frickin game. My friends and I played this game for 3 hours strait after we figured out how to hook up the Xbox controllers. This game alone made me glad I own an OUYA. The only bad thing about it ( and it is kind of a big bad thing) is you have to have an internet connection in order to get the game to start. You don’t need it after that but you do need it initially. You also need more than one player for it, so that sucks but whatever. 15 USD for the full game.

My preferred character. The Assassin Prince.

Radiant

You were shooting at where I was, you should have
been shooting at where I was going to be!
 
This is probably the game I have been looking for my whole life. I mean your basically the Last Starfighter. It is the most zen galaga style shooting game I have ever played. No stress just obtain and upgrade weapons and shoot at space invader styled monsters while listening to some sweet mellow electronica. The only bad thing about this game is that you don’t control your firing. It is just auto fire. You simply control what kind of weapon you use and were you are positioned. I think it was like 3 USD for the full version.

League Of Evil 

I kept waiting for Mega Man to show up. 

Another winner. This one is probably not worth the 4 USD to get the full game but the trial was super fun. 8-bit goodness. You run around chasing evil scientists and punching their heads off. Good midi music and good game play make this one addicting.

The Lost Heroes

I hope you never get out of your stupid dungeon! And stop
talking in that stupid voice, your worse than Navi! "Hey Listen" my ass.

Don’t bother. Really. This one is pretty lame. Clearly a smartphone game conversion. This coupled with annoying sounds and poor gameplay make it a loser.

Snyder Arcade 

You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier 
against Xur and the Ko-dan Armada

Super fun. Bought this one right off the bat. Arcade space shooter with impossible levels. I can’t get off level 3. Good controls and some pretty cool music too. Plus you can choose what kind of visual you want for this game. All in all another game that I have been looking for. I believe it was 4 USD to get the complete version.

Deep Dungeons of doom 

If this ever turns into a side scroller it wins.

I want to like this game, I really really do, but without side scrolling actions it just didn’t hit the chord I was looking for. It has wonderful 8 / 16 bit visuals and some fun music but the gameplay was just not up my alley.

Roms


                                                                Im going to play ALLL THE GAMES!

Oh there will be roms. I have not put any on yet but I have the emulators and I acquired the know how and roms from a friend. The general consensus is that you use your systems browser to access drop box. Then you download said roms from your dropbox. Then you install said roms in your systems menu.

So many great tutorials for the OUYA on youtube. This one
shows how to upload things to the OUYA.

Its kind of amusing to know that the entirety of the SNES catalog is only 1.1 gigabytes big. I will be playing lots of U.N. Squadron and all the RPGs I just couldn’t get my parents to buy me in the 90s.

Use your computer you say? Well I am a console gamer. So THBT to you. This is what people like me will use the OUYA for the most. The ultimate retro gaming consul.

Up until the OUYA I gave it to this guy. Don't worry Atari, I'll
never forget my first. 

Final Impressions:

This console has a long way to go but is off to a decent start. It is exactly what I thought it would be. It is a console that is what you put into it. For me it will be full of roms and retro games and I will be happy.



This thing needs to get away from the “Smartphone” gaming formats though. It needs to make full use of the controller and get some original and innovative titles on board (Towerfall is a fantastic start). They need to get some stock “mascot” characters going. This thing needs to get branded in a hardcore way. Build that brand OUYA. Do it hard and do it well. Any gamer knows, no risk no reward, and OUYA is taking a risk. I think it will pay off though, I have faith in that little cube. Graphics used to be the only edge you needed in the video game industry. Now you need a whole lot more, especially in the way of originality. OUYA's got it, lets see how they use it.

The ability to customize  this thing is fantastic. It has made me use the internet for learning instead of lol cats, so that I might make the most of what it is.

Sorry Trash Cat, there will now be 20% less Lol Cat in
my life. 

If you are someone who likes great graphics and popular titles, this is not a good system for you. If you are someone who does not like to explore and learn about the things you own, this thing is not for you.

If you are someone who enjoys originality, innovation, community and fanservice you should probably pick this up. I am optimistic that the OUYA will give people pause and eventually, when I go into Micro Center and say “I need this to work with my OUYA”, they will know what the hell I am talking about (it was very hard to explain that there was an indy console out there that people were actually buying…)

Felt like I was talking to that guy.

Cheers to you OUYA team. I am with you all the way (though please encourage your developers to cache the purchases on the console so we don’t have to have internet to play our games). I hope that this little experiment explodes into a revolution.  Thank you for being socially minded people and understanding that excessive piles of money that is never recirculated is not the goal.  

 
Thanks for thinking of the people, and not your
checkbook. That's true patriotism. 

Until next time all you readers out there in internet land, keep those codemonkeys coding.

Antizombie (coming soon to an arcade near you) signing off